Wednesday, October 27, 2010

An open letter to people I see on the news...

Dear Jane Velez-Mitchell-

What is this? A female mullet?! WAY too many layers and not enough hair on the bottom. Please grow out some layers or cut those ends short.

Dear Colleen Williams-

Your skunk streak in your hair drives me crazy! Sometimes it's orange, sometimes it's toned beige. Sometimes there are more than one. Fire your colorist! This picture doesn't even do it justice. Just watch channel 4 at night.

Dear Meg Whitman-

Honey- please look into a keratin treatment, some bangs, some dimensional color and a new haircut. Enough said.

So glad I got that off my chest, it's been bugging me for a while.

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